First, an AIM conversation with lishd -- the maintainer of the sexchart:
<CERisE8192> Heck yeah.
<CERisE8192> I noticed that when I looked just now.  =(
<CERisE8192> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY I KNOW THE CHICK WHO MAINTAINS THE SEXCHART WHEN IT'S NOT MAINTAINED?!?!?!?!?
<CERisE8192> ...wait a minute!
<CERisE8192> HEY!
<CERisE8192> This is kinda awesome!
<CERisE8192> I HAVE A SHOT AT GETTING ON THE SEXCHART AGAIN!
<CERisE8192> I'M *SINGLE*
<CERisE8192> I should google names that sound hot and see if anyone on there is single.  ; )
<lishd> haha
<lishd> you SO should!
<CERisE8192> ok, but if I do, then you totally have to update the sexchart.  8)
<lishd> deal
<CERisE8192> Oh man, I can't believe I'm doing this.
<lishd> WORK FOR THE CHART!

Ok people! I need your help here! If you know anyone who is 1) female, 2) disease-free, and 3) on the sexchart, then you need to hook me up with them.

Right now, it's been:
3 years, 6 months, 21 days, 22 hours, 48 minutes, and 44 seconds. Alternatively, 3.56009724782031 years. (this counter is dynamically generated)
since she's gotten off of her lazy arse!

Here's some pictures of me from the recent XKCD West Coast meetup. I'm the guy wearing the trench coat and goggles.

In this picture, the group is standing outside of the Griffith Observatory (which appeared in Michael Bay's Transformers movie) on the lawn. It has a scenic view of the Hollywood sign and this, for some reason, was cause to be thoughtful. I'm the guy on the left.

Here, we're standing in front of the monument to great scientists on the lawn. I'm in back, perched precariously on their sundial. You might note the addition of bunny ears to the kid in front of me.

Here, we're on the steps of the Observatory where the three of us are about to prove Galileo correct about the rate at which things fall with a convenient Asian waif. In addition to providing a component of force in the vertical direction, I am once again inconspicuously making note of my colleague's lagomorphic tendencies. We're having a ridiculously good time.

This is your mission, people. Find me a date with someone who is listed on the sexchart. Make the coolest bit of ASCII art on the net change. You win. I win. Everyone wins except lish -- she has to put the whole thing together again. 8)

You can drop me an email at cerise-sexchart at l dot armory dot com. If you're clever, you can figure out my AIM name. 8)

Want on the sexchart? Are you a clever and cute gal? I'll see what I can do for you if you contact me!

FAQ:

1. Why don't you just do lishd?

lish is involved in a relationship with a guy and they're both living quite happily with each other about 825 miles away from me.

2. What if I don't care about the sexchart?

Have you *LOOKED* at the sexchart? It's the most incredible piece of ASCII art on the net and it's ENTIRELY DONE BY HAND. lishd actively refuses to do it with a program! Keep it alive by helping me force an update!